Directors

You enter this page at your own risk!! The committee members are called Directors as it makes them think they are important, so that they do all sorts of unpaid work for the club. Their main job is to act as a target for complaints and grumbles - or so it seems at times!!

Office Bearers (until February 2008)

President V-President Junior VP & Match Secretary and Secretary Treasurer & Bar Convenor Social Convenor & Master of Work

Green Convenor New Directors

The President- David Winks

David has taken on the presidency after a long association with the club in which he has been club champion several times. As he has recently retired, he probably thinks he will have plenty of time to do the job....we'll see...

Vice President- Ronnie Ferguson

Ronnie is an insensitive sort of chap. At any rate you would think so if you see him on the green on a day when everyone is wrapped up warm to survive the Scottish summer and he is wandering around in shirt sleeves.

Junior Vice President - Walter Irvine

Walter has earned his rise to JVP status by taking on the task of trimming the hedges round the green and generally showing willingness to help with running the club. It's always nice to have people you can take advantage of!!

Match Secretary -David Macdonald

As the Match Secretary he will use a complicated formula to select teams, based on past performance, present form, future prospects and whether they happen to be around when he is picking the team. Regarded as very fair by those selected and biased by those he leaves out. Such is life!

Honorary Secretary- Bill Gilfillan

An obvious choice for secretary, as he is good at joined up writing. This picture shows the type of welcome you can get at the club, if you buy him a drink.

Honorary Treasurer- Alistair Gunn

As a former physics teacher, he is quite happy if his calculations work out to plus or minus 10%. Caused some concern when he disappeared on holiday to Australia just after taking up office. Like most treasurers he has deep pockets and short arms, although he was seen buying a drink for the auditors just before his second trip to Australia.

Bar Convenor - David Linley

As a former 'polis', David knows quite a bit about bars and of course will deal with his customers with all the tact and diplomatic skills which are associated with Strathclyde's finest. Some of you may picture him as a Dixon of Dock Green type. Others know him better.

Social Convenor - Vacant

We couldn't get a volunteer at the AGM- shame on you, members

Master of Works - Harry Jolly

Harry lives up to his name, but ...as he tries to keep everyone happy about the condition of the clubhouse...will it last??

Green Convenor - Dan Stevens

Works with the Groundsman Tom Scott to maintain the green in a good condition. This is in his own interest as his house overlooks the green! Always blamed for any bowls which go off course, but he gets his own back by wearing shorts in hot weather.

and last but not least the following motley crew are the new Directors for 2007-- isn't the club in fine hands?

Colin Beattie and David Brown

Colin promises to attend meetings if they don't clash with "Corrie"

Ron Anderson also joined but avoided the photographer.